Ready when
you are.
This is the part where we stop being mysterious.
Brand audits from €666. Retainers from €3,000 per month. Five engagement models, from one-off diagnostics to embedded partnerships.
Four models. One is ours.
Engineered for scale. Layered by design.
Strategy and execution in separate departments.
Reporting layers between the thinker and the doer.
Specialist talent. Assembly required.
Individual experts across design, copy, and systems.
You coordinate them.
Output depends on your project management.
Deep context. Fixed bandwidth.
Knows your product inside out.
Limited by headcount and hiring timelines.
Two founders. Cross-disciplinary.
Direct access to the people who designed the approach.
No layers between strategy and execution.
AI as an enhancer, never the decision-maker.
Choose your speed.
See what's broken.
A focused diagnostic. We look at your growth stack, find the leaks, and hand you a prioritised fix list. Most audits delivered in 48 hours.
Strategic access, no filter.
Monthly calls, async reviews, and a direct line to both founders. For leaders who need to understand AI and growth strategy without sitting through another course. New tools drop every week. We filter the noise so you don't have to.
Direct access · Monthly commitmentFixed scope. Clear outcome.
A landing page, a brand refresh, a funnel rebuild. You tell us the problem, we agree on the deliverable and the deadline. You get the thing, we get paid.
Brief to delivered · Fixed priceYour embedded CMO/CDO.
1-4 days per week, embedded in your team. We run positioning, channels, and go-to-market alongside you. Direct access to the people doing the work, with skin in the game.
Weekly cadence · Monthly commitmentTeach your team to think with machines.
Workshops, coaching, and tools. Claude Code for beginners. AI foundations for non-technical teams. Every session ends with something live in your environment.
On-site or remote2 to 12 people
Three ways in.
Zero risk.
We take on a handful of clients at a time. Each one gets our full attention.
Big Testy.
AI Content AuditWe read your website, emails, and content. We score every page on a slop-to-human scale. You get a ranked menu of what's drive-through copy and what's cooked from scratch. Rewrites included. (Yes, this is a real service.)
48h delivery · Full content inventoryClassic agency: €3–8K · 3-week audit. The Big Testy: €666 · 48h · actionable results guaranteed.
a microwave wrote it."
We leverage our cutting-edge-clanker-agent to deliver unprecedented, data-driven insights that seamlessly optimize your holistic cross-platform growth pipeline.
Your Tuesday is ruined.
You spent it writing
reports nobody will read.
We set up three automations and now the system updates itself.
Your COO finally leaves you alone.
The dashboard is half the size now.
Turns out
you only needed six metrics. Wild.
Your site. Designed, delivered, live.
Landing pages for startups, artists, and local businesses. Web and mobile custom designs delivered within 3-7 days. No templates. No AI slop copy. Two rounds of feedback. Basic SEO included.
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30 minutes with a founder. No slides. An honest conversation about what you need and whether we are the right fit.